Mogherini’s request for Haradinaj: Stop Xherdan Shaqiri!

  • December 16, 2018 20:29
  • Satirë

Two goals scored by Xherdan Shaqiri in only 7 minutes brought victory for Liverpool against Man United. Shaqiri scored against Man United only three minutes after he was substituted at the 70′ of the game, making way for the second goal at 80′.

Those two fast goals, except for Red Devils, were not so welcomed from the EU High Representative Federica Mogherini also, though is not known if she is a Man United fan or not.

Just right after the match, she e-mailed the Kosovo PM Ramush Haradinaj, requesting from him to punish the Albanian footballer who plays also for Switzerland.

”Mister Prime Minister, the two last goals of Shaqiri only make it harder the EU sponsored dialogue between Kosovo and Serbia, as they come as obstacles in the European path for both countries. Today’s Shaqiri’s bombing at Anfield prolongs visa liberalization process”, she declared.

She didn’t forget to remember PM Haradinaj that Shaqiri was the same who dared to make the eagle symbol when Switzerland and Serbia played at the World Cup.

Sources tell us that Haradinaj will soon order Muharrem Nitaj and Halil Matoshi to give an answer to this Mogherini’s request, but as we understood, the answer will be negative for the EU representative.

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